Personally, I'm a big fan of MXC, or Most Extreme
Elimination Challenge. It's the old Japanese game show, Takeshi's Castle,
except it's dubbed over to fit under the category of high comedy. The actual
game show is a convoluted competition pretty much featuring hilarious obstacle
courses and regular people getting wiped out by big foam boulders. Think American
Gladiators for losers who get made fun of in the re-dubbing, and fall into dirtier
water. Here's a link to the top 25 greatest wipe outs in show history:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpGw45FyvaU
My personal favorite is the
first one with the soccer ball cannon. Coincidently, that's always been my
favorite since I saw the episode years ago, and then when I searched for it, it
happened to be the first clip of this priceless montage. Needless to say I was
giddy to watch the rest of the 5 minutes.
How might this relate to sports,
you may wonder? Well, if you're a fan of MXC, American Gladiators, or simply
wish either of these shows could become serious competition, then Ninja Warrior is
the show for you. It's the Japanese show Sasuke, translated to be Ninja Warrior,
and it's like a serious MXC, or a competition for most extreme bada**
mofos.
The challenge is divided into 4 stages, and it starts off with 100
competitors at stage 1, which is a complicated obstacle course featuring zipcords,
log rolls, and spider jumps. Then comes stage 2, which features conveyor belts,
chain swings, and lifting heavy doors. Stage 3 is the only untimed stage, and
features mostly feats of upper body strength, like parallel wall crawls and
curtain pulls. Finally, stage 4 consists of a 12 meter spider climb, followed by
an 18 meter rope climb. In under 30 seconds. Iíd like to see you do that in 3
minutes.
To put it in perspective, only 2 people have ever completed all 4
stages to become true ninja warriors. After the first guy did it in the early
years of the competition, when the course was still relatively easy and had not
been revamped. He couldn't make it past the 4th obstacle of the first stage once
they changed it. The second guy to do it, Makoto Nagano, is my favorite athlete
in any sport right now in the world, period. The ease with which he proceeds
through the course is amazing. Where others struggle to crawl across bungee
bridges, he walks across as if it was nothing. Here's a video of the time he
beat Ninja Warrior: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VG5_diRx4U
You really
can't appreciate how good he is until you've seen others struggle to do what he
makes look like child's play. He's made the final stage a record 4 times, and
has only failed to make it to the 3rd stage in 2 of his last 10 tries. Even the
Hamm twins, the US's gold medal winning gymnasts, couldn't make it past stage 2.
And keep in mind Nagano is a fisherman who stands at only 5'3". After he beat
it, they revamped the course yet again, as they have countless times, but this
time it was in order to Nagano-proof it. If you want to see a world class athlete
dominate the competition, then forget about Tiger, Kobe, LeBron, A-Rod, or Crosby,
and check out Nagano, the only true Ninja Warrior.
Note: Because I'm
inept, I couldn't get hyperlinks to work, but that will be fixed for my next
post. Just copy and paste the links and enjoy the laughs.
If you have any
questions, comments, concerns, or just wanna let it out, hit me up at
skip2mylos11@gmail.com. Tune in next week when I can link
properly.
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