Today on the Mayan Calender
En route to the end of days, today the world learned what the future weapon of choice will be. By launching two shoes at president George Bush, an Iraqi man started a trend. With Barack Obama enforcing stricter gun control, Air Jordans will become the deadliest and most accessible weapon, easily exchanged for KooshBalls, sold at Walmart, and custom fit to OJ Simpson and the NFL Jailbirds to bring about the apocalypse.
(December 10, 2008)